I’ve been churning out words for newspapers, magazines and publishers about all sorts, for years. Here’s a small selection, if you need more shout (or email).
Lifestyle and relationships



I’ve mined my personal life for publications, such as:
Grazia
The Telegraph
- The decluttering vs chaos battle going on in my house
- Should I be more like Donald Trump?
- What to do with my rubbish beard
Shortlist
The Guardian
Cosmopolitan
Glamour
Huffington Post
Cheltenham Races magazine
Parenting


What’s the point of having children if you can’t make money out of them?:
The Telegraph
- I whip my family into shape (it didn’t last)
- Why do my kids hate me?
- My lacklustre approach to discipline
- This is where new dads go wrong
- The trauma of mixing children and restaurants
Fatherly
- How to keep your marriage intact when you have twins for Fatherly.com
- My thoughts on Meghan’s relationship with her dad? An explainer
- Five upsides to having twins
Parentdish
Mother and Baby
Property

My first job was with B2B magazine Housebuilder and I’m still writing for them. I’ve also contributed to the Bricks and Mortar section of the Times:
The Times
- A closer look at a renovated Bath crescent
- And some (relatively) affordable London squares
- Let’s move to Stirling in Scotland!
- Or this development in Dartford
Housebuilder magazine
Books

I’ve written two books published by Penguin Random House.
- The Horsemeat Cookbook – I didn’t know much about cooking horse but I am good at equine puns. When the horsemeat scandal erupted it was my time to shine.
- Why Men Skim Stones – after proving I could interrogate the British relationship with horsemeat, I was let loose on modern man.